Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Yeah, right, like a polar bear would ride a Suzuki.
Scott
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Throttle cable - check.
Accelerator governor for the pits - check.
Helmet - check.
Toilet paper - check.
Magnet to never get more than 19'-11" from posted path - check.
"slow" sign mounted on rear fender for safety - check.
Tape recorder for riders meeting - check.
Go pro for catching cheaters - check.
Clothes pin for nose in not so porta potty - check.
AMA rules book - check.
Shot gun with "blue dye" bags instead of shot - check.
Shot gun shells with rock salt instead of shot - check.
Shot gun - check.
Honey wheres the preparation "H"?
Oh just heck with it then...let's just stay home!
Accelerator governor for the pits - check.
Helmet - check.
Toilet paper - check.
Magnet to never get more than 19'-11" from posted path - check.
"slow" sign mounted on rear fender for safety - check.
Tape recorder for riders meeting - check.
Go pro for catching cheaters - check.
Clothes pin for nose in not so porta potty - check.
AMA rules book - check.
Shot gun with "blue dye" bags instead of shot - check.
Shot gun shells with rock salt instead of shot - check.
Shot gun - check.
Honey wheres the preparation "H"?
Oh just heck with it then...let's just stay home!
Dennis Tschirhart - #1000 something
If your going to scuff it, scratch it, crack it or break it, always do the best job you can!
If your going to scuff it, scratch it, crack it or break it, always do the best job you can!
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Funny stuff! I got $20 for the first idiot that wants to do a wheelie past the riders meeting wearing no helmet. Heck make it $30, just tell me ahead of time so I can video pauls reaction. Don't forget , no practice until you've all signed in and paid. By the way, I'm only kidding about the weelie. Please don't poke the bear unless you want a throttle cable cut and a half hour riders meeting. Love ya paul!!
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Dang, after reading all this Yes even I am thinking about showing up, at least until the race starts. There aint no Hollywood here boys, you just cant make this stuff up! Well say hi to P. D. for me, I've already talked myself out of it.
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
BEAR POKER
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IT IS THE LOVE OF OFF ROAD RACING THAT DRIVES ME AND MY INTENTIONS ARE CLEAR
IS THAT I LIVE FOR THE MOMENT I AM NOT AFRAID TO FAIL
I WOULD RATHER FAIL MAGNIFICENTLY THEN FAIL TO TRY
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IS THAT I LIVE FOR THE MOMENT I AM NOT AFRAID TO FAIL
I WOULD RATHER FAIL MAGNIFICENTLY THEN FAIL TO TRY
Mo, MX #750
FMHSC#1050
2011 KTM 350 sxf
1980 KTM 250 mx
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Cables untouched...., how's that for mad skills!
The saddest sound in all MotorSports is the noise the drivetrain makes as you slowly coast to a complete stop.
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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
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