Hank's Place Race Reports

[shredder]

Heck with THAT! I might just load up my bike and a bucket of whoop ass and take advantage of this! I mean I don't believe in kicking a man when he's down but I might WHEELIE over Gibber if he's poking along with a throbbing jaw and all!

Hang loose and be liberal with the ice bag Gibber.

Man ...does your face hurt? Its KILLING ME!!

[Gibber]

All right. I remember now why I love "ALL" the Vet 40 Guys. Your overly optimistic! I have antibiotics, a steroid for my jaw, hydrocodone for the pain and bourbon for back up. I'm good. And to be honest Shredder, I have bought up all the whoop ass this series has to offer. You may want to stay on the porch!

Bill, thanks for the words of encouregement. Means a lot to me. Like I said, I have thought of us as friends and I feel bad that this has gotten out of hand. Please tell Big D I think Sami will be there this weekend and if you can let me go at the hole shot and hold up every one else that would be great!!! Just Kidding. Looking forward to a drag race this weekend.

I know there are some top 5 guys watching all of this. Can you believe we have gotten almost 1000 views. Who says us old guys aren't interesting. We're so full of s#!t everyone loves us!!!!!!

Did I say that out loud?

[shredder]

All my primary, secondary and even my back up sources at Amazon have all there whoop-ass on back order. They don't even have any of those little travel sizes anymore. Man It's looking to me like the Vet 40 Class could be more exciting this year than baseball this year for some.

It's always completely stumped me. How can I go out and put in as much time as I can carve out to practice some skills and reinforce the fundamentals, buy all the bling and equipment for the one single reason....To kick your butt. To shut up and put up an aggressive style of racing in the hopes of kicking everyone's butt in my class to be the first across the finish line. Then, no matter the outcome sit on our bikes and BS around camp about all that went down. If there is a nasty crash or some person is all wadded up, who is the first person to come help? One of our own.....


Fun da mentals: noun - A person with, at times, questionable mental state wavering from a normal sense of calm during the week to a state of sheer bliss and adrenaline induced ecstasy on Sunday during the dirt bike race.

Sick Puppy: See - fun da mentals.

Gibber: - See Sick Puppy