I might get a recording going on at our starts next year and make a compilation of all the chit chat, smack talk, russin fussin, and head games that are played at the starting line each time we line up. There is a lot of side liner folks who wonder what is going on sometimes when half of our row is still walking up and down the row even as the row if front of us is taking off bs-ing, trash talking and mental farting's going on. It would also be cool to add in many of the conversations that occur at the finish line just off to the side, especially on very hot days or wet muddy races.
Of course if I did THAT it would break the number 1 rule of the G-Class (NEVER - EVER- EVER - talk about G Class), I would loose my all of my G-Class privileges, and probably have to remove all my earned G-Class merits we wear on the back of our helmets. The bright orange merits displayed on the back of our helmets is invisible to most unless you have the Blue Umber Lower Light Sheen Higher Intensifier Tint - (ie; B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T)
Now that I think about it.........never mind............