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Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:18 pm
by Iowa
Yeah, right, like a polar bear would ride a Suzuki.
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:18 pm
by shredder
Throttle cable - check.
Accelerator governor for the pits - check.
Helmet - check.
Toilet paper - check.
Magnet to never get more than 19'-11" from posted path - check.
"slow" sign mounted on rear fender for safety - check.
Tape recorder for riders meeting - check.
Go pro for catching cheaters - check.
Clothes pin for nose in not so porta potty - check.
AMA rules book - check.
Shot gun with "blue dye" bags instead of shot - check.
Shot gun shells with rock salt instead of shot - check.
Shot gun - check.
Honey wheres the preparation "H"?
Oh just heck with it then...let's just stay home!
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:24 pm
by cbn250xc
Funny stuff! I got $20 for the first idiot that wants to do a wheelie past the riders meeting wearing no helmet. Heck make it $30, just tell me ahead of time so I can video pauls reaction. Don't forget , no practice until you've all signed in and paid. By the way, I'm only kidding about the weelie. Please don't poke the bear unless you want a throttle cable cut and a half hour riders meeting. Love ya paul!!
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:28 am
by TG115
Dang, after reading all this Yes even I am thinking about showing up, at least until the race starts. There aint no Hollywood here boys, you just cant make this stuff up! Well say hi to P. D. for me, I've already talked myself out of it.
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:46 pm
by KTM SLIM KARL
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:16 pm
by WireFryer
Cables untouched...., how's that for mad skills!
Re: Some addvice to people going to Carbondale
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:09 am
by AStevens
"Excuse me...bear....*BEAR POKER! Do you need assistance?"
*changed from Super Troopers movie scene to protect the innocent