OK, OK, OK, OK. The rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated. See for me this race was simple. Just get prepared, check the bike over and get a good start. The dust was going to be a problem so I was going to push hard for being in the front pack as the dust was going to help keep the back half of the pack at bay. As usual I get "the perfect plan", line up, the sign drops and I trash all plans and go with what I got...ya know?
I get out on the track to practice and return just as Dan is giving us the riders meeting. I shut off my engine and push it back to the trailer quietly and Stacey and I decide to turn on the Wi-Fi on my goggles so she can watch through my eyes on her cell phone (that's another topic altogether.). I know I'm running late but crap! Stacey says "Hurry the six's just left!" I hurriedly finish up, put on my helmet, glass and gloves and rush up to the start and find that all my classmates have already gone. I roll out aggressively and Dan gives me that "whadda ya thinkin?" look and holds the 900's one more second to allow me to exit because he knows it's going to get bloody if he let's the 900's go right when I'm having my tantrum. BOOM...I've got a serious attitude, I'm heavily motivated, locked, loaded, on my way....all hell is coming with me. I'm gone like the wind blows.
I'm running at 115 percent of my abilities and I'm getting away with it so I get used to the whole power sliding thing around the corners while keeping up on the front wheel and it's working great. I got snagged behind Bill and Jeff. Passing bill on single track is like passing a bus on a one lane road traveling up an icy mountain path...in the rain. He covers EVERYTHING! Jeff is getting twitchy, I know he is about to make a move so I put away my water and expand my chest as best as I can to get as much air in as possible.... The instant Jeff goes left on the inside, I slide outside and using momentum keep it all quiet till it's too late and flat out give it hell and the deal was done! Now it's too late.....BOOM...2 down. I hit the after burners and start digging the power sliding deal I'm learning in the dust. Way cool but I'm eating a lot of dust too.
My glasses are fogging up so I ride one handed and let some air in and get a nice dust film on both sides of my glasses. This is hell when the sunlight comes in from the sides. As I'm fiddling with my gear I see a puff of dust at a corner and spot another target - 1050. I took the creek that I learned in practice and saw JP go the trail route - He shrugs his shoulders so I knew that he knew better, so when I realized how bad he felt by taking the long line... I ....of course GASSED IT!!! Hell yes!!!! I puffed up my chest and let the r's rev up to say "I'M BIG AND I'M COMING THROUGH!!!". yup...I look over expecting to see him cower and lower his lance because - first in first out, right? Well what I saw was a dude finishing 2nd and grabbing third with forks fully extended and front wheel 2" off the ground and raising. Crap. He threw down a gauntlet because if I don't yield I take us both out. (did I say "CRAP" yet?) My front forks go down, I slide a little as JP slips in and he is gone like the wind. It was the coolest move of the year (except ol Joray sliding down that slick hill to make a pass on me the last lap at Adrian.) I was grinning and said wow this dude knows how to get it on! Let's DO THIS!!!!! I just railed him. I was so close and then I moved in, He goes left - I go right. No over revving, screaming or horn honking you see... just racing. I cover him, I burn him, I twist him, I push him, I prod him, he raises an arm and I put my helmet in there, I cover him, I move him, I push it even more, little boot polishing here, little shine on the rims, if JP locks it up we are going down and WE JUST GO TIGHTER AND FASTER AND THIS CRAZY SOB IS LOVING IT MORE THAN I AM!!! I'm getting so much dust in my nose, eyes and throat that I'm starting to realize i'm getting the bad end of this deal. It appears now that I'm not sure that JP even knows I'm back here....OK...now what? That's all the tricks I have today and untill now it's always been plenty to screw with a guys head.....HHHMMMMM... Man this dude is more patient than Tom is....ok somethings up....
I ride over my head once again and get away with it... till the rear brake goes out. It's easy to tell exactly when this happens - yup... you're the first to know... BTW, grabbing the hell out of the front in the dust...well...well.. (just look at the previous pics.) Dennis falls down and goes boom (again). Caught up to JP in the river bed flat. I noticed him waiting at the flat area. Because of my dusty glasses I didn't realize there was someone stuck on the hill and thus the waiting..., As I roll down and in I glance at JP and I JUST FRIGGING HAMMER IT! LONG AND HARD! even pulled the front wheel to try to break his spirit. I did see him start to roll out as I passed him but I was sure he would drop behind me...then I heard a four stroke thumping hard, singing and ringing. WE ARE ALMOST EVEN AND HE IS GOING FASTER THAN I AM! (did I say crap yet?) He took the sweet spot just as he should have, I took the high side on the left so as I made the left turn I could block his path after the top and blast outta there......well we hit the apex at the same moment and right at the top my bike slides down over to the right and I fall over and pin his bike to the ground. All I could do was apologize with my sincerest apologies....I said "I'm sorry", but how do you say to a fellow rabid adrenaline race junky "I am so sorry that my attempt to screw you over failed and now I got us both wiped out?" I guess what I'm trying to say is "I'm sorry I just got caught!" I pushed with all my might with leg and arms, lit it up, gritted my teeth and spread enough loam soil to plant a potato farm. As I started making tracks and went to warp speed 4, Carma watched me unnecessarily spray rock and soil down all over the lower, underprivileged people down below and once again I was gone as the wind blows.
Got up to 1051 and railed some tight sections as he was just trying to steal Gibbers milk money and run away with it. 1051 digs in and his shoulders told me this was it...He makes his move and I'm way ahead of ya pal... I grabbed some throttle and go wide right just as 1051 goes to the inside. Gibber looks left and sees 1051 but then looks right and hears me roar as I try power sliding the turn. Too dusty and not enough bite as I'm loosing traction in the deep turn... Gibber's arc in the turn puts him right into me but instead of just putting me to bed and taking me out (which anyone couldn't have blamed him for keeping what was already his) he let's off and keeps all of us on our wheels and we fall back in line....Carma once again taking notes...Hmm. I am actually starting to gag on how much dirt that is in my nose and sinuses as well as my throat....It's starting to burn.
I get mixed up here and there but I'm throwing my A game, added in an audible, faked the pass and even rushed the passer- these guys didn't even flinch. The rule for today was put up or shut up...you want my spot? well come up here big boy and take it from me. I miss the start and running 5th with 4th in my sights and I just go even faster, even more focused. Someone chuggs the log which I OWNED ALL DAY!!!!!! so i slam into him, hear my classmates closing in and I realize I'm high centered on the log and I gotta get off my bike to pull it back and hit it again as all the guys I passed once again just ride around me and the log parade style. Carma slips out of the woods, looks my way and flashes a big wide white smile as she strolls past and back into the woods again. After all that I'm back in 7th. (did I say crap yet?)
I'm furious. I ride even harder and much faster. I found JP once again - last lap and I'm running out of time. I pull a Leaderhouse move (bet the farm and go all in) and just pass when I knew everyone would just be making their way through the double corners. I come in way too hot and lock up the back brake to get the bike sideways and grab a handful to power slide around the corner and pass 3 dudes at the same time and put my name on the Balls of Steel plaque,,,,,,and my rear brake is gone. I see an oak tree. My name is on the tree....Carma has just carved it in. I just ejected - really... just jumped off. I didn't even hesitate. man I never even THOUGHT that before. But I knew how fast we were going and that mighty tree had my complete focus so I knew instantly which way I was headed. I jumped off....I still can't believe I did that. I'm ok with it...just something new. My bike leans over a bit and the front plate hits the tree and it sounded like a home run hit at a Royals game.....sounded like a diesel tractor trailer rig running through a balsa wood factory. Man I'm glad I didn't see THAT through. sheeeesh......Carma looks at me and gave me such a warm smile and disappears into the woods while I get up and go look for what's left of the Husky.
Ironically my wife Stacey is actually back at scoring and meets JP's wife and they start chatting as both of their husbands are hanging it out, going toe toe Tyson style, no holds barred, got the big pants on and aint nobody backing down. Just epic solid fifty cal shooting till the barrels glow red hot for three solid laps in the scorching heat and humidity. That was the coolest purest 3 continuous laps of racing I've ever had. (Sorry Devon this is even better than running you down years back when your water ran out)
As I zipped off at scoring and probably nicked your heel as I tried to stop on lap one, I asked Dan if I keep going slow will my brakes come back?" Without hesitation ol Danno just pours his cold wet hydration water on my rear caliper, pour water on it he yells. I start to tear out and he yells..."wait! try it first!" (oh yeah - good idea) I tap the rear and voila! I rip out and go JP hunting again. I can't believe that I didn't think of that. Dan I am glad that your Momma taught you to share your water but man your priorities are screwed up. I don't think she meant pour it on an over heated caliper. I gotta stop riding the brakes. Anyway thanks for giving me my race back. And once again the coolest dudes at mile marker six- pouring water on my rear and keeping the light on! You guys were smiling every time I came limping in for help. Thank you.
HO LEE COW. WOW....The Gentlemen's club just rocks. I went to hang out with Tom and give congrats for his win and met JP in the trailer. What a great dude. Put up or shut up, race clean and get the green.....................sue weeeeee t.
well that's about it I guess....that was more fun than picking your nose!