OK OK OK!!! That's it!
I KNEW you were out there looking in! I was even on a couple of weeks ago and the little tattle tale said there are 3 guests, shredder and ol slomojo on the web site. I noticed you didn't post so I was just making things as juicy as I could but as usual you never took the bait, As always you pop pop up and go all Capt. Insano on my butt and pass at the worst possible moment just so I soil my pants AGAIN.
Joe you load up that bike on the back of your little ford that's gets 95 MPG that you got running on goat urine and hydrogen, I'll throw in the entry fee and let's GET IT ON!!! Man we got one hell of a line up this year. NO ONE is backing down. If you want it you gotta just take it now. It's your kind of racing - put up or shut up. Stickney - getting smoother and consistent so his speed is coming up naturally, Big John Joray - brute power, gas it till you get into trouble then gas it some more!, Slinky Tom (we call him Stinky Tom behind his back) packing a secret jato assist located just under his engine head, JP sticks like velcro - the harder you try to pull away the more he sticks, Todd Sexton getting faster every race, Gibber is getting a race package together so well I dare say his ego is bigger than mine, Ed Morris keeping it real - either on the side lines or on the track (just the facts mam...just the facts). and last but not least Bill Thomas - yes he comes to cruz but blocks better than YOU!
Big John Joray stole my old strategy - get a flat - just gas it! I bet your just sitting smug back on that mountain with the friggin gorgeous view, just gloating that Karma is once visiting me for stealing your #2 position last year. The entire year comes down to the last lap at the last race and I beat you by .004 seconds getting 2 additional points giving me the #2 position for the year even though your year end average speed percentile is actually .2% FASTER than mine. (Not that I can remember that much as is really wasn't such a big deal to me at all.)
Well buddy enjoy because I ran the numbers and even if I win BOTH of the last two races it's going to be Tom is number one, Big John number two and ol Shredder drops to number three IF Gibber doesn't thrown a chain in my rear wheel or Todd runs me off at the first turn after the start. Wade Dawg always never more than 35 feet from me at any given time.
Yes just sit down on the deck tomorrow morning watching the sun come up warming your hands with a hot cup of Jo on a brisk morning with a fat assed smile on your face knowing that I'm being terrorized by these clowns and continue falling down the totem pole as the year come to an end... At least with you I gave you an honorable quick clean kill, these clowns are just constantly nicking me so I am slowly bleeding to death!!!!!!
Payback sucks Joe, Payback sucks. Feel the sting baby...feel the the sting....
I truly do missed your hard headed stubbornness and nerves of steel but this year the entire 1000 row is loaded with a bunch of knuckle heads cut from the same broken cookie cutter your are made of. We are called "The Rough Riders".
Find an excuse, load up the bike - Heck I'll let you ride the Honda - It's for sale - new everything - even new rebuilt softer forks, new top end, new front and rear wheel bearings...you name it. These last two races all hell is breaking loose. Everyone has a shot at the title on any giving sunday and everyone knows it. We can have those two cokes we used to drink after every race.
Man I sure miss you pushing me to a higher percentile. Yo da man. Hope all is ok in your world.
All I can get from this is that at Melvern I'm turning the attitude up to 11, bringing the acid in my mouth, the stinging in my chest and see if it's enough to make me want it more than anyone else does and in my class that's saying something.
That's all I have to say about that.